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    Smile Crazy safety advice


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    Thumbs up Re: Crazy safety advice

    Some sound advice there
    I particularly like the point about the bears going for the eyes...oh and not crying
    rich

    No one goes so far or so fast as the man who does not know where he is going. H.W.Tilman

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    Talking Re: Crazy safety advice

    Anyone ready to go to Chitwan and grab the tail of an elephant or rhino?

    Send a photo.

    This is must reading.

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    That was brilliant! I don't know how I've managed to live as long as I have if the outside world is so very dangerous. I didn't know that death is imminent around every corner in Nepal. I think I will have to go to Disney Land from now on, a much less reckless destination.
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    Escher

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    Talking Re: Crazy safety advice

    Egads!!! All those decades of wandering the mountain trails of Nepal alone and I had no idea I was in such danger, even during the Maoist years. Great post!!! Happy trails

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    I love the fact that the first advice is about sexual relations. Always the most important stuff at the top!!
    yakshaver

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    YES. Both Rescues and Sexcues are complicated, difficult and time consuming but possible.

    This advice is for those who have not done any map reading, navigation practice and sleep walkers who sleep in Antarctica and wake up in Himalaya. I have seen people in Appalachia getting lost where every trail junction has sign posted.

    Little advice is better than no advice. I agree, exposing your wealth whether god gifted or hard earned attract people you want and also you do not want.

    Do things you love, your decision.

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    Did i plug the hole ? Yak and yeti sexcued sherpas and non sherpas from who knows love triage. Come on do something to make it fun on

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    Exclamation Re: Crazy safety advice

    Quote Originally Posted by yakshaver View Post
    I love the fact that the first advice is about sexual relations. Always the most important stuff at the top!!
    That is one of the reason why I Always tell ladies that there is a lady runned organization in Pokhara!

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    Quote Originally Posted by webmaster View Post
    The more I read the crazier it gets, my god how can they publish this crap.
    They even have a marriage service http://landscapetravels.com/find-tra...sexy-girl-find

    Very women unfriendly (sexy-girl-find??) OMG!


    Be aware of your guide?!
    Last edited by Harry; 13th July 2014 at 11:43 PM.

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